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venting (you don't have to read)

Fri Aug 28, 2015, 5:29 PM


Copyright 2010 Journal Skin by Airamneleb


I can't help but feel that I'm losing friends and rp partners, and can't help but think it's my fault for so many reasons. I get so easily attached, I try to patient but feel like I get ignored, have had people not answer me until months later. I want to make my partners happy...but I don't know how, thinking I'm doing a good job but now I don't know anymore. Like I actually feel Matt will never find real love, he only loved once and we would rp all the time until it slowly died. I don't know what to do....I hate myself for not making my friends or used to be friends happy....it makes me sad and now I make sure I have I have all my rps so I can reread it for nostalgia....and It makes me sad

Sorry for making you guys read this if you did read it...

  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: thunderstruck by owl city
Kit Engel (revamped sketch) by HeavenandHellsTwins
Kit Engel (revamped sketch)
THIS WAS THE HARDEST AND MOST FRUSTRATING THING! I was hating it until I figured it out and was like "Fuck yeah!"

Intro:
Name: Kit Engel (as said in title)
Species: fairy halfling  (half angel fairy, half demon fairy)
Age: 21 (fairy years, let me look back on that)
SO: Pan 
Dating: no one but prefers it that way (but hopefully now soon~))
Drugs: only the light stuff
Alcohol: also only light stuff

Appearance:
Hairstyle: undercut
Haircolor: Black
Skin: light grey
Right eye: blue
Left eye: white


(I'll get back to this)
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Devious Journal Entry

Tue Aug 25, 2015, 7:04 PM


Copyright 2010 Journal Skin by Airamneleb


Dear :iconask-marco-the-owl:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds At the mental hospital and I saw you sit on My mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your memories from the military service to you,but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked The incarnation as an eskimo .


 With ease, Cathy (the only time you people will ever learn of my true name)

HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN:

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


___12____, -Your name-

TAG people (5)!
:iconfollyfromthestart::iconmemphis-rex::iconpandyval::iconlieutenantsloth::iconwarpedtourcock:
(I tried)

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kabob - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about


11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship 

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family



  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: thunderstruck by owl city

NEEDS AUS AND SHIPS

Fri Aug 21, 2015, 6:59 PM


Copyright 2010 Journal Skin by Airamneleb


Absolutely needs them! I'm desperate people, I need friendship, hateship, romantic ships, sexual ships, ship on ships? You got it!
Also needs aus, all kinds of aus, I wanna finish some of the ones I have with this one person buy Yes! I want rps, please paragraph and interesting stuff if you can!

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: thunderstruck by owl city

venting (you don't have to read)

Fri Aug 28, 2015, 5:29 PM


Copyright 2010 Journal Skin by Airamneleb


I can't help but feel that I'm losing friends and rp partners, and can't help but think it's my fault for so many reasons. I get so easily attached, I try to patient but feel like I get ignored, have had people not answer me until months later. I want to make my partners happy...but I don't know how, thinking I'm doing a good job but now I don't know anymore. Like I actually feel Matt will never find real love, he only loved once and we would rp all the time until it slowly died. I don't know what to do....I hate myself for not making my friends or used to be friends happy....it makes me sad and now I make sure I have I have all my rps so I can reread it for nostalgia....and It makes me sad

Sorry for making you guys read this if you did read it...

  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: thunderstruck by owl city

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SoggyCigarette Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  New Deviant
I like your face. I like your art.
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HeavenandHellsTwins Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you~! Thanks for the watch~
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SoggyCigarette Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  New Deviant
Of course, don't let someone tell you you cannot eat a live squirrel, okay? You go and you eat all the squirrels!
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HeavenandHellsTwins Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ate a live chicken in a game :3 raises your evil
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Emirobat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A DEER BOY
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HeavenandHellsTwins Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Deer boy doesn't wear glasses...and deer horns, still good though :3
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Emirobat Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But he's not wearing glasses. His eyes are just waaaay big.
And yeeeh, I realized I forgot the antlers rightas I hit send.
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HeavenandHellsTwins Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It looks like he is....sorry, but I like it :)
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FollyFromTheStart Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Diego rests in the backyard of his and Cat's new home and thinks to himself for a bit. He wanted to do something new with his dates with Cat, and remembered his friend Malachi mentioning something about caves. He thought it was a neat idea, to go exploring beautiful caves, but still had to iron the kinks out.
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HeavenandHellsTwins Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cat was making lemonade for the both of them since it was so nice outside, taking them both outside to her love, smiling brightly. "Enjoying the weather~?" She sighs, letting the breeze run through her hair.
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